The Poop Deck
I'm the owner and captain of THE SHOW which broadcasts on Falls Cable Access CH14 and fallscableaccess.com. I'd like to offer my unique view of the Falls as a resident and, of course, as a captain in these wind-tossed times.
The Tao of the Car Wash
There are three things a captain doesn’t care for: lice, torch-lit mobs and lack of sleep. When the first two produce the third, you have trouble.
The trouble started at breakfast yesterday with one of our crew, Earl. Earl is somewhat obtuse and naïve and is therefore a regular source of concern and entertainment. He was being rather itchy that morning and kept going on about a stray cat he took in with a long tail and a pointy nose.
